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I can hear the crank walking in the air tonight, Oh Lord
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I saw a stock Eagle Talon the other day, and for a minute I was concerned that I was hallucinating.
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Love some Eagle Talon.
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I dont even care. I still want a DSM
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I still can’t believe the one I saw was stock. Most of them have been butchered by now.
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Couples that don’t leave the house because neither car works, stay together.
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I bought one new in 1995 (tsi awd) and sold it bone stock in 2004. It was completely ruined about 6 months later.
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I think I’d like a 1st Gen Talon the best, or maybe an AWD Plymouth Laser from the five minutes they actually made them.
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the first gen DSMs came out when I was in high school and I wanted one SOOOO BAAAAD but I had no money and parents weren’t willing to drop the coin for a brand new car for a teenager, so I didn’t get one until gen 2.
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I remember someone at my high school had a brand new 1st-gen Eclipse. Rich kids suck.
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An oldie but a goodie.
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I love how silly the Talon’s wing is. It looks like a thong.
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You’ll note they’re both being trailered. It’s because like every DSM that’s on Craigslist, they need either engine or transmission work.
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See Crank? See Crank walk. Walk, Crank, walk!
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Too bad crack walk was a one year thing with bad engine block casting designs that they changed. Only on 2g engines.
Also i still miss my 2g awd talon
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![]() 02/22/2016 at 12:12 |
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Man I haven’t seen that meme in years. It’s still great today.